Dear Scott,
No, I steal my own hairs from my head. It's a strangely liberating thing, head shaving. I used to have a nice beard. Not too bushy, but not a mere scruff. It was my trademark, it was me. But then life happened and I noticed the top of my head couldn't keep up with my face at hair-growing. So I did what Al Gore eventually did in 2000, I admitted defeat and moved on. Post-hair life is actually quite rewarding, I get to look at picture of Michael Jordan and pretend to get them confused with me, I get to say things like "I'm just keepin' it real," and I get to buy products from this company. All-in-all, not a bad deal. And it seems like chicks sorta dig it.
Best,
Scott
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